One of us has found more than one way to get caught by an officer on foot. It’s Attack of the Foot Cop part deux! Episode 21 of the Obtuse Panda Podcast is full of an exciting tale of the most boring crime known to man, jay-walking.

We know, it’s wrong and against the law but is this really the most important thing to give someone a hefty fine for? Especially following one of the greatest days in American history. Any City’s Home Opener is a big deal for the ball club and the fans alike. The buzz around town flows freely in sync with the suds and those juicy hot dogs you’ve missed all winter long. The sun is shining, bats a cracking and police officers police officing – this is our side of the story.

Presidential Aggression and the M.O.A.B. Is that really something you want to name a weapon? From police to military, we take on all the hot button issues with our usual speculative insights. This conversation couldn’t take a faster route from the bombing to how we feel wars should be fought with swords once more.

Honorable Mentions: How Dad’s become Dadz and all other Dadisms.

NBA MVP announcement is just about here – who ya got?

Do the other sports teams in Cleveland even want to associate themselves with the Browns?

Are Joe Thomas and LeBron James friends?

All this and much more on this week’s Panda Podcast. Thanks for listening and give us a shout out and let us know what you want to hear about or if you want to be involved.